Terms & Conditions
Welcome to Nutties. By shopping with us, you agree to the following rules of the underwear jungle:
1. Acceptance of Terms
By using this site, you agree you’re here for underwear, not trouble. If you don’t agree, please close this tab and go wear boring boxers.
2. Products & Pricing
We do our best to keep prices accurate. If we mess up, we’ll fix it. Nutties reserves the right to change prices faster than you can say “wedgie.”
3. Orders & Payments
When you place an order, you promise you’re using your real name, real address, and real money (not Monopoly cash).
4. Shipping & Delivery
We’ll get your Nutties to you as fast as possible. Delays may happen (postal services aren’t as supportive as our underwear).
Nutties – Wrap your goods in greatness!
5. Returns & Refunds
We’ll make this short and sweet: we don’t do refunds. Once your Nutties leave our hands and head toward your drawers (literally), they’re yours forever.
- No Refunds. No Returns. No Regrets.
- Underwear is intimate, personal, and… let’s be real… nobody wants your “tried-on” pair back.
- If your order arrives damaged or defective, email us within 14 days with proof (pics of the problem, not your package) and we’ll send you a fresh pair.
6. Intellectual Property
All logos, slogans, and designs belong to Nutties. Please don’t steal our vibe. Create your own underwear empire.
7. Limitation of Liability
We make comfy, outrageous underwear. We are not responsible if wearing Nutties makes you too confident and you quit your job to become a rockstar.
8. Governing Law
All disputes will be handled under the laws of [Your Country/State]. Translation: keep it civil, or we’ll sic our lawyers on you (in Nutties, of course).